Victoria’s Thoughts

I discovered my first true love when I was about seven years old.  I spent every Saturday morning with him and his little bull-dog, Bandit.  I didn’t mind that Jonny was four years older than me as I have always like older men.  I loved that Johnny was always up for adventure and it didn’t hurt that he came from such cerebral blood lines.  His father, Dr. Benton Quest, was one of the top three scientists in the world and gave Jonny such free reign to fight evil.
Sometimes it was a pain to have Hadji around.  I wanted Jonny all to myself.  Dr. Quest did a good thing by adopting Hadji, but for goodness sake he was always hanging around.
Ah, the nighttime fantasies I used to have about Jonny. These fantasies just proved to be a pre-curser to  a bit more “mature” set of delightful desires when I discovered my desire for “My Three Sons.”

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For over a year I have been conducting an informal survey among a wide variety of men. Many men were shy about letting me know the movies they cry at, but when I assured them their submission would be anonymous, the lists poured in. Here is the list that I have compiled.  By far the number one guy cry movie is:

1. Field of Dreams
2. Brian’s Song
3. The Pursuit Of Happyness
4. It’s A Wonderful Life
5. Terms of Endearment
6. Jerry McGuire
7. Rudy
8. Godfather II
9. Big Fish
10. Pride of the Yankees

The rest of the list

In Name Only
Casablanca
Rocky
ET
The Elephant Man
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
Midnight Cowboy
Old Yeller
The Notebook
Broke Back Mountain
Fried Green Tomatoes
On The Waterfront
Good Will Hunting
Steel Magnolias
Love Story
Chariots of Fire
Shane
The End Of The Affair
Return To Me
Remember The Titans
We Are Marshall
Officer & A Gentleman
Boys Of Baraka
Million Dollar Baby
To Kill A Mockingbird
Wall-E
Sleepless In Seattle
Schindler’s List
Lonely Are The Brave
Rain Man
My Dog Skip
Where The Red Fern Grows
Wings
Hoosiers
Hotel Rwanda
Major League
Backdraft
Gangs of New York
Boyz N The Hood
Armageddon
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Dead Poets Society
Top Gun
The Deer Hunter
Saving Private Ryan
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Platoon
Pan’s Labyrinth
Passion of Christ
The Never Ending Story
How Green Was My Valley
The Human Comedy
About Schmidt
Nights of Cabiria
October Sky
Shine
Powder
Blood Diamond
The Bridges of Madison County
The Four Feathers
Paris, Texas
Miller’s Crossing
Make Way For Tomorrow
300
Mona Lisa’s Smile
Erin Brockovich
North Country
The Patriot
Last Of The Mohicans
Train Man  (Densha Otoko)
Story Of The Weeping Camel
Sweet Land
Secret Of Roan Inish
I Am Sam
The Misfits
My Life Without Me
No Such Thing
Whale Rider
Paperclips
Fahrenheit 911
An Inconvenient Truth
A Tale Of Two Cities (Dirk Bogarde)
Ladder 49
16 Blocks
Imitation Of Life

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, Hunting 6.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Continue Reading»

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