March 2007
Monthly Archive
News Flash!!
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
~Bob Rubin
An Unbelievable Story
This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to start it to make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.
His wife had been working in the kitchen and came running at the noise. She found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass. She called 911. The paramedics transported the guy to the emergency room.
Later that afternoon, after many stitches had puller her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.
A bit later her husband woke up, lit a cigarette and went into the bathroom. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.
The wife heard the explosion and her husband’s screams. She ran into the hall and found him lying on the floor with his pants blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher and broke the guy’s collarbone.
Ouch!
Oral sex and breast cancer study
admin 23 Mar 2007 | : Uncategorized
CNN.com
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003
(AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Continue Reading »
Dating Site Post
My name is Brian. I just turned 40 last June. Despite my humpback and mild
limp I am reasonably good looking! Do not be afraid of my glass eye…it
may fall out from time to time when I try to wink at you! However, it makes
a GREAT cat toy. I have 18 cats, five small dogs, a turtle and a gold fish!
My favorite animal of all time is a Lamprey aka: sucker fish. I shower
rarely and shave my legs frequently. I do have a dental plan. I have
managed to save $217.57 over the duration of four months…I know it’s not much
but I don’t need a lot. I have recently changed my underwear from Hanes
“tighty whities” to brown underwear because sometimes I shart myself! I have
auditioned for American Idol every season, and still have never been to
Hollywood. However, there’s always next year!
I promise you I am a unique individual.
Only serious inquiries please. If I get to meet you, I’ll show you how I
can smoke through my nose!
P.S. Sends pics
What is wrong with men?
admin 04 Mar 2007 | : Uncategorized
What is wrong with men? I mean really. There are so many men out there who are so rigid (no pun intended). I am now talking about your very white type of guys… German, Norwegian, English, Irish, Swedish, Scottish, etc… These types know how to get a woman, but are clueless after that. It is like a hunter who can set a good trap, but after uncovering the trap they don’t know if they should eat it or keep it for a pet. In most cases these guys decide to keep the pet and not eat it.