April 2007
Monthly Archive
Italian Hand Gestures
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Hi. I’m fat.
Once again I am putting myself out on the market. Get it while it’s good ladies or at least while it’s alive! Hi there all you hotties. My name is Jason and I am 38 years old. I am lonely and I am fat as hell. I know that I am fat and I am trying my damnedest to lose the weight. It’s really hard when you got no reason. Let me explain. Other than my health I got nothing. I want to lose weight in hopes of getting some freaking poon. Why does a fat guy want to lose weight? Simple, it is all about getting the poon. Most super fat guys never get laid so in all honesty this is why this fat guy wants to lose weight. Not gettin’ any will make a man do crazy things. I’m tired of everyone around me having a girlfriend, kids or a life. I’m 38 and never had a girlfriend. I’ve never really tried, though, so I guess I’m to blame for that. I am a good, funny and honest guy. I have a lot to offer. Like, I have my own rooom. Life is sweet. I am 38 and I have my own room! I shower daily, I am employed and I am user friendly. I cry myself to sleep a lot for no reason. I am clean and I have been told I smell good. I am not sure, but I think people like me. I am not sure, though. Oh, and by the way I am going bald. Fat and bald could be the best of both worlds. The main thing I have to offer is this: I don’t care what you look like or what you have been through. I will always do my best to make you feel like the queen you are. I will do my best to make you smile and laugh. I will always be there for you. Think of it this way, someone who has never had a chance to offer anything has everything to offer. Hope to hear from you.
Men and cheese
When I asked a friend of mine from Naples why men were such skirt chasers he put it this way: “It is like mice who love cheese.” Actually, he said it more like this: “It is lika the mice whoa loves the cheese. We lovea the cheese.” Wow, I had never heard it quite put that way.
