May 2007

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Dear Victoria…

admin 23 May 2007 | : Humor

Dear Victoria,Map of Florida
I am about to graduate from law school from University of Chicago and I am undecided as to where I am going to take the Bar. It is between New York and Florida. I met a girl who is from Boston and she is very anti-commitment. She is so anti-commitment to the point where we haven’t said “I love you” or have talked about our future. We have been going out for 3 years now and she lives with me because her lease ran out - not because I asked her to.
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French, Marriage, and Pig’s Feet

admin 23 May 2007 | : Humor

A Pig in ParisIn the French province of Lorraine, it was once customary to propose marriage during pig-slaughtering season. A young woman who wished to accept sent back a PIG’S FOOT DECORATED IN LAUREL; rejection came in the form of a pig’s tail accompanied by a pickle.