Tormented Daughter-in-Law

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Dear Victoria,

Mother in lawMy mother-in-law has gotten on my last nerve. Seriously, she needs to cut the freaking apron strings already. She needs to stop “dropping by” five to seven times a week. She needs to call first and if her “baby” doesn’t answer then not come by just to see if we’re home and not answering. I mean, who freaking does that? AND if he doesn’t answer then she shouldn’t call my phone looking for him or my son’s cell phone and then leave some freaking smart-ass message on the answering machine that “she has called every number we have and NO ONE is answering!!!” Continue Reading»

Happy Endings

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Dear Victoria,
I had to write you the scenario that I encountered last week.  I just became a massage therapist and have wondered if I made a big mistake.  Here is what happened: Continue Reading»

Male Relationship ADD?

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Dear Victoria,
I have to get this off my chest.  I am female- I have been dumped for not giving it up “soon enough” and for giving it up “too soon”. Somehow, the blame for the dissolution of the dating relationship always landed in my lap (no pun intended). It got so bad that I became super neurotic and paranoid, to the point where I was trying to pin point the exact second I could be intimate with a guy in any way and whatever resulted from that (him dumping me?) wouldn’t be ALL my fault. I was actually frightened to have sex!! Continue Reading»

You think you have it bad…

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…check out this true story

Dear Victoria,
I’ve got the break up story of all break up stories. Construction Man

One year ago a woman approached me to build a house, I am a general contractor, her husband had committed suicide and was left alone with kids. She did not have much money but I felt horrible for her situation and took it upon myself to build her a house at a lower rate than normal. Continue Reading»

Dear Victoria…

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Dear Victoria,Map of Florida
I am about to graduate from law school from University of Chicago and I am undecided as to where I am going to take the Bar. It is between New York and Florida. I met a girl who is from Boston and she is very anti-commitment. She is so anti-commitment to the point where we haven’t said “I love you” or have talked about our future. We have been going out for 3 years now and she lives with me because her lease ran out - not because I asked her to.
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