Victoria’s Thoughts

I am looking for a non-judgemental women to learn from. I am 41 and I am still a virgin not by choice but by circumstance. I am ready to not be anymore. I am not the greatest looking guy so someone who is understanding and patient. All I have to offer is friendship right now. I am not looking to jump into the sack it will have to be a gradual thing. To be truthful I am a little scared and nervous as silly as it sounds.

Anyway please send pic and be between 29-39. If there is a women out there who can help me through this time in my life maybe i can help her too. I don’t expect something for nothing. Here is a pic of me i am the one in the middle.

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Any chance you are tired of not having a connection to a potential thoroughly Nice Guy? I would like to meet someone who is down to earth and likes quiet nights in watching movies, nice conversations, and pleasurable frolic, curled up on the couch. I am an avid cuddler and passionate kisser. Continue Reading»

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Once again I am putting myself out on the market. Get it while it’s good ladies or at least while it’s alive! Hi there all you hotties. My name is Jason and I am 38 years old. I am lonely and I am fat as hell. I know that I am fat and I am trying my damnedest to lose the weight. It’s really hard when you got no reason. Let me explain. Other than my health I got nothing. I want to lose weight in hopes of getting some freaking poon. Why does a fat guy want to lose weight? Simple, it is all about getting the poon. Most super fat guys never get laid so in all honesty this is why this fat guy wants to lose weight. Not gettin’ any will make a man do crazy things. I’m tired of everyone around me having a girlfriend, kids or a life. I’m 38 and never had a girlfriend. I’ve never really tried, though, so I guess I’m to blame for that. I am a good, funny and honest guy. I have a lot to offer. Like, I have my own rooom. Life is sweet. I am 38 and I have my own room! I shower daily, I am employed and I am user friendly. I cry myself to sleep a lot for no reason. I am clean and I have been told I smell good. I am not sure, but I think people like me. I am not sure, though. Oh, and by the way I am going bald. Fat and bald could be the best of both worlds. The main thing I have to offer is this: I don’t care what you look like or what you have been through. I will always do my best to make you feel like the queen you are. I will do my best to make you smile and laugh. I will always be there for you. Think of it this way, someone who has never had a chance to offer anything has everything to offer. Hope to hear from you.

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My name is Brian. I just turned 40 last June. Despite my humpback and mild
limp I am reasonably good looking! Do not be afraid of my glass eye…it
may fall out from time to time when I try to wink at you! However, it makes
a GREAT cat toy. I have 18 cats, five small dogs, a turtle and a gold fish!
My favorite animal of all time is a Lamprey aka: sucker fish. I shower
rarely and shave my legs frequently. I do have a dental plan. I have
managed to save $217.57 over the duration of four months…I know it’s not much
but I don’t need a lot. I have recently changed my underwear from Hanes
“tighty whities” to brown underwear because sometimes I shart myself! I have
auditioned for American Idol every season, and still have never been to
Hollywood. However, there’s always next year!

I promise you I am a unique individual.

Only serious inquiries please. If I get to meet you, I’ll show you how I
can smoke through my nose!

P.S. Sends pics

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Genuflect to the Queen. We are the alpha. We are the omega. We are the Ying. We are the Yang. We are women. We are genuine. We are the real deal. We know who we are and what we want. We are all powerful and we want it all. We don’t need you because we can do it by ourselves. Everything we do is for ourselves and not for you.

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