Men vs. Women

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Camel Toe Appliance

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Tormented Daughter-in-Law

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Dear Victoria,

Mother in lawMy mother-in-law has gotten on my last nerve. Seriously, she needs to cut the freaking apron strings already. She needs to stop “dropping by” five to seven times a week. She needs to call first and if her “baby” doesn’t answer then not come by just to see if we’re home and not answering. I mean, who freaking does that? AND if he doesn’t answer then she shouldn’t call my phone looking for him or my son’s cell phone and then leave some freaking smart-ass message on the answering machine that “she has called every number we have and NO ONE is answering!!!” Continue Reading»

Mona Lisa After One Week in America

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the mona lisa after two weeks in america

You think you have it bad…

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…check out this true story

Dear Victoria,
I’ve got the break up story of all break up stories. Construction Man

One year ago a woman approached me to build a house, I am a general contractor, her husband had committed suicide and was left alone with kids. She did not have much money but I felt horrible for her situation and took it upon myself to build her a house at a lower rate than normal. Continue Reading»

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