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Happy Endings
Posted by admin on 03 Sep 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
Dear Victoria,
I had to write you the scenario that I encountered last week. I just became a massage therapist and have wondered if I made a big mistake. Here is what happened: Continue Reading»
Virgin Still Looking For Nice Women To Learn From
Posted by admin on 03 Sep 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
I am looking for a non-judgemental women to learn from. I am 41 and I am still a virgin not by choice but by circumstance. I am ready to not be anymore. I am not the greatest looking guy so someone who is understanding and patient. All I have to offer is friendship right now. I am not looking to jump into the sack it will have to be a gradual thing. To be truthful I am a little scared and nervous as silly as it sounds.
Anyway please send pic and be between 29-39. If there is a women out there who can help me through this time in my life maybe i can help her too. I don’t expect something for nothing. Here is a pic of me i am the one in the middle.
No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens
Posted by admin on 08 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
Sandy, Man-Free Coastline on Italian Adriatic Coast
One Italian beach aims to make the sands friendlier to women by banning men.
On the Italian Adriatic coast, where romance reigns and beachcombers bask in the sun, the notorious Latin lover looks for his prey and he hunts his conquest with chat-up lines. The women are fed up.
“We run away from Italian men,” said Tiziana Andreoletti. “They’re such a drag.”
And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Continue Reading»
Dear Victoria…
Posted by admin on 23 May 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
Dear Victoria,
I am about to graduate from law school from University of Chicago and I am undecided as to where I am going to take the Bar. It is between New York and Florida. I met a girl who is from Boston and she is very anti-commitment. She is so anti-commitment to the point where we haven’t said “I love you” or have talked about our future. We have been going out for 3 years now and she lives with me because her lease ran out – not because I asked her to. Continue Reading»
French, Marriage, and Pig’s Feet
Posted by admin on 23 May 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
In the French province of Lorraine, it was once customary to propose marriage during pig-slaughtering season. A young woman who wished to accept sent back a PIG’S FOOT DECORATED IN LAUREL; rejection came in the form of a pig’s tail accompanied by a pickle.
Italian Hand Gestures
Posted by admin on 29 Apr 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
This is great! Check out more from friends at Italy from the Inside.
Hi. I’m fat.
Posted by admin on 11 Apr 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
Once again I am putting myself out on the market. Get it while it’s good ladies or at least while it’s alive! Hi there all you hotties. My name is Jason and I am 38 years old. I am lonely and I am fat as hell. I know that I am fat and I am trying my damnedest to lose the weight. It’s really hard when you got no reason. Let me explain. Other than my health I got nothing. I want to lose weight in hopes of getting some freaking poon. Why does a fat guy want to lose weight? Simple, it is all about getting the poon. Most super fat guys never get laid so in all honesty this is why this fat guy wants to lose weight. Not gettin’ any will make a man do crazy things. I’m tired of everyone around me having a girlfriend, kids or a life. I’m 38 and never had a girlfriend. I’ve never really tried, though, so I guess I’m to blame for that. I am a good, funny and honest guy. I have a lot to offer. Like, I have my own rooom. Life is sweet. I am 38 and I have my own room! I shower daily, I am employed and I am user friendly. I cry myself to sleep a lot for no reason. I am clean and I have been told I smell good. I am not sure, but I think people like me. I am not sure, though. Oh, and by the way I am going bald. Fat and bald could be the best of both worlds. The main thing I have to offer is this: I don’t care what you look like or what you have been through. I will always do my best to make you feel like the queen you are. I will do my best to make you smile and laugh. I will always be there for you. Think of it this way, someone who has never had a chance to offer anything has everything to offer. Hope to hear from you.
Men and cheese
Posted by admin on 11 Apr 2007 | Tagged as: Humor
When I asked a friend of mine from Naples why men were such skirt chasers he put it this way: “It is like mice who love cheese.” Actually, he said it more like this: “It is lika the mice whoa loves the cheese. We lovea the cheese.” Wow, I had never heard it quite put that way.
