Mona Lisa After One Week in America

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the mona lisa after two weeks in america

Happy Endings

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Dear Victoria,
I had to write you the scenario that I encountered last week.  I just became a massage therapist and have wondered if I made a big mistake.  Here is what happened: Continue Reading»

Male Relationship ADD?

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Dear Victoria,
I have to get this off my chest.  I am female- I have been dumped for not giving it up “soon enough” and for giving it up “too soon”. Somehow, the blame for the dissolution of the dating relationship always landed in my lap (no pun intended). It got so bad that I became super neurotic and paranoid, to the point where I was trying to pin point the exact second I could be intimate with a guy in any way and whatever resulted from that (him dumping me?) wouldn’t be ALL my fault. I was actually frightened to have sex!! Continue Reading»

Virgin Still Looking For Nice Women To Learn From

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I am looking for a non-judgemental women to learn from. I am 41 and I am still a virgin not by choice but by circumstance. I am ready to not be anymore. I am not the greatest looking guy so someone who is understanding and patient. All I have to offer is friendship right now. I am not looking to jump into the sack it will have to be a gradual thing. To be truthful I am a little scared and nervous as silly as it sounds.white male virgin dating

Anyway please send pic and be between 29-39. If there is a women out there who can help me through this time in my life maybe i can help her too. I don’t expect something for nothing. Here is a pic of me i am the one in the middle.

So Let Us Melt!

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Any chance you are tired of not having a connection to a potential thoroughly Nice Guy? I would like to meet someone who is down to earth and likes quiet nights in watching movies, nice conversations, and pleasurable frolic, curled up on the couch. I am an avid cuddler and passionate kisser. Continue Reading»

World’s Tallest Man Marries

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Worlds Tallest ManBao Xishun (R), 56, a 2.36-metre (7 feet, 9 inches) herdsman listed by the Guinness World Records as the tallest living man, and his bride Xia Shujuan, 29, 1.68 metres (5 feet, 5 inches), stand during their wedding ceremony on the outskirts of Erdos in north China’s Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region July 12, 2007. The world’s tallest man, whose search for a bride covered the world, ended up marrying a woman from his home town nearly half his age and more than two feet shorter, Chinese media reported.

You think you have it bad…

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…check out this true story

Dear Victoria,
I’ve got the break up story of all break up stories. Construction Man

One year ago a woman approached me to build a house, I am a general contractor, her husband had committed suicide and was left alone with kids. She did not have much money but I felt horrible for her situation and took it upon myself to build her a house at a lower rate than normal. Continue Reading»

No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens

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Sandy, Man-Free Coastline on Italian Adriatic Coast

Italian woman sun bathing

One Italian beach aims to make the sands friendlier to women by banning men.
On the Italian Adriatic coast, where romance reigns and beachcombers bask in the sun, the notorious Latin lover looks for his prey and he hunts his conquest with chat-up lines. The women are fed up.
“We run away from Italian men,” said Tiziana Andreoletti. “They’re such a drag.”
And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Continue Reading»

Why would some guy…

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…send my friend a photo of his tonsils?

Men Tonsils shot

Dear Victoria…

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Dear Victoria,Map of Florida
I am about to graduate from law school from University of Chicago and I am undecided as to where I am going to take the Bar. It is between New York and Florida. I met a girl who is from Boston and she is very anti-commitment. She is so anti-commitment to the point where we haven’t said “I love you” or have talked about our future. We have been going out for 3 years now and she lives with me because her lease ran out – not because I asked her to.
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