Men vs. Women
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Tormented Daughter-in-Law
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Dear Victoria,
My mother-in-law has gotten on my last nerve. Seriously, she needs to cut the freaking apron strings already. She needs to stop “dropping by” five to seven times a week. She needs to call first and if her “baby” doesn’t answer then not come by just to see if we’re home and not answering. I mean, who freaking does that? AND if he doesn’t answer then she shouldn’t call my phone looking for him or my son’s cell phone and then leave some freaking smart-ass message on the answering machine that “she has called every number we have and NO ONE is answering!!!” Continue Reading»
Happy Endings
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Dear Victoria,
I had to write you the scenario that I encountered last week. I just became a massage therapist and have wondered if I made a big mistake. Here is what happened: Continue Reading»
Virgin Still Looking For Nice Women To Learn From
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I am looking for a non-judgemental women to learn from. I am 41 and I am still a virgin not by choice but by circumstance. I am ready to not be anymore. I am not the greatest looking guy so someone who is understanding and patient. All I have to offer is friendship right now. I am not looking to jump into the sack it will have to be a gradual thing. To be truthful I am a little scared and nervous as silly as it sounds.
Anyway please send pic and be between 29-39. If there is a women out there who can help me through this time in my life maybe i can help her too. I don’t expect something for nothing. Here is a pic of me i am the one in the middle.
No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens
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Sandy, Man-Free Coastline on Italian Adriatic Coast
One Italian beach aims to make the sands friendlier to women by banning men.
On the Italian Adriatic coast, where romance reigns and beachcombers bask in the sun, the notorious Latin lover looks for his prey and he hunts his conquest with chat-up lines. The women are fed up.
“We run away from Italian men,” said Tiziana Andreoletti. “They’re such a drag.”
And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Continue Reading»
Dear Victoria…
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Dear Victoria,
I am about to graduate from law school from University of Chicago and I am undecided as to where I am going to take the Bar. It is between New York and Florida. I met a girl who is from Boston and she is very anti-commitment. She is so anti-commitment to the point where we haven’t said “I love you” or have talked about our future. We have been going out for 3 years now and she lives with me because her lease ran out – not because I asked her to. Continue Reading»
French, Marriage, and Pig’s Feet
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In the French province of Lorraine, it was once customary to propose marriage during pig-slaughtering season. A young woman who wished to accept sent back a PIG’S FOOT DECORATED IN LAUREL; rejection came in the form of a pig’s tail accompanied by a pickle.