Top Ten Guy Cry Movies

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For over a year I have been conducting an informal survey among a wide variety of men. Many men were shy about letting me know the movies they cry at, but when I assured them their submission would be anonymous, the lists poured in. Here is the list that I have compiled.  By far the number one guy cry movie is:

  1. Field of Dreams
  2. Brian’s Song
  3. The Pursuit Of Happyness
  4. It’s A Wonderful Life
  5. Terms of Endearment
  6. Jerry McGuire
  7. Rudy
  8. Godfather II
  9. Big Fish
  10. Pride of the Yankees

The rest of the list

In Name Only
Casablanca
Rocky
ET
The Elephant Man
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
Midnight Cowboy
Old Yeller
The Notebook
Broke Back Mountain
Fried Green Tomatoes
On The Waterfront
Good Will Hunting
Steel Magnolias
Love Story
Chariots of Fire
Shane
The End Of The Affair
Return To Me
Remember The Titans
We Are Marshall
Officer & A Gentleman
Boys Of Baraka
Million Dollar Baby
To Kill A Mockingbird
Wall-E
Sleepless In Seattle
Schindler’s List
Lonely Are The Brave
Rain Man
My Dog Skip
Where The Red Fern Grows
Wings
Hoosiers
Hotel Rwanda
Major League
Backdraft
Gangs of New York
Boyz N The Hood
Armageddon
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Dead Poets Society
Top Gun
The Deer Hunter
Saving Private Ryan
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Platoon
Pan’s Labyrinth
Passion of Christ
The Never Ending Story
How Green Was My Valley
The Human Comedy
About Schmidt
Nights of Cabiria
October Sky
Shine
Powder
Blood Diamond
The Bridges of Madison County
The Four Feathers
Paris, Texas
Miller’s Crossing
Make Way For Tomorrow
300
Mona Lisa’s Smile
Erin Brockovich
North Country
The Patriot
Last Of The Mohicans
Train Man  (Densha Otoko)
Story Of The Weeping Camel
Sweet Land
Secret Of Roan Inish
I Am Sam
The Misfits
My Life Without Me
No Such Thing
Whale Rider
Paperclips
Fahrenheit 911
An Inconvenient Truth
A Tale Of Two Cities (Dirk Bogarde)
Ladder 49
16 Blocks
Imitation Of Life

Installing a Husband

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tech_supportjpgDear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, Hunting 6.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Continue Reading»

Men vs. Women

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Happy Endings

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Dear Victoria,
I had to write you the scenario that I encountered last week.  I just became a massage therapist and have wondered if I made a big mistake.  Here is what happened: Continue Reading»

Male Relationship ADD?

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Dear Victoria,
I have to get this off my chest.  I am female- I have been dumped for not giving it up “soon enough” and for giving it up “too soon”. Somehow, the blame for the dissolution of the dating relationship always landed in my lap (no pun intended). It got so bad that I became super neurotic and paranoid, to the point where I was trying to pin point the exact second I could be intimate with a guy in any way and whatever resulted from that (him dumping me?) wouldn’t be ALL my fault. I was actually frightened to have sex!! Continue Reading»

Virgin Still Looking For Nice Women To Learn From

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I am looking for a non-judgemental women to learn from. I am 41 and I am still a virgin not by choice but by circumstance. I am ready to not be anymore. I am not the greatest looking guy so someone who is understanding and patient. All I have to offer is friendship right now. I am not looking to jump into the sack it will have to be a gradual thing. To be truthful I am a little scared and nervous as silly as it sounds.white male virgin dating

Anyway please send pic and be between 29-39. If there is a women out there who can help me through this time in my life maybe i can help her too. I don’t expect something for nothing. Here is a pic of me i am the one in the middle.

So Let Us Melt!

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Any chance you are tired of not having a connection to a potential thoroughly Nice Guy? I would like to meet someone who is down to earth and likes quiet nights in watching movies, nice conversations, and pleasurable frolic, curled up on the couch. I am an avid cuddler and passionate kisser. Continue Reading»

World’s Tallest Man Marries

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Worlds Tallest ManBao Xishun (R), 56, a 2.36-metre (7 feet, 9 inches) herdsman listed by the Guinness World Records as the tallest living man, and his bride Xia Shujuan, 29, 1.68 metres (5 feet, 5 inches), stand during their wedding ceremony on the outskirts of Erdos in north China’s Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region July 12, 2007. The world’s tallest man, whose search for a bride covered the world, ended up marrying a woman from his home town nearly half his age and more than two feet shorter, Chinese media reported.

You think you have it bad…

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…check out this true story

Dear Victoria,
I’ve got the break up story of all break up stories. Construction Man

One year ago a woman approached me to build a house, I am a general contractor, her husband had committed suicide and was left alone with kids. She did not have much money but I felt horrible for her situation and took it upon myself to build her a house at a lower rate than normal. Continue Reading»

No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens

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Sandy, Man-Free Coastline on Italian Adriatic Coast

Italian woman sun bathing

One Italian beach aims to make the sands friendlier to women by banning men.
On the Italian Adriatic coast, where romance reigns and beachcombers bask in the sun, the notorious Latin lover looks for his prey and he hunts his conquest with chat-up lines. The women are fed up.
“We run away from Italian men,” said Tiziana Andreoletti. “They’re such a drag.”
And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Continue Reading»

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