Men vs. Women
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Tormented Daughter-in-Law
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Dear Victoria,
My mother-in-law has gotten on my last nerve. Seriously, she needs to cut the freaking apron strings already. She needs to stop “dropping by” five to seven times a week. She needs to call first and if her “baby” doesn’t answer then not come by just to see if we’re home and not answering. I mean, who freaking does that? AND if he doesn’t answer then she shouldn’t call my phone looking for him or my son’s cell phone and then leave some freaking smart-ass message on the answering machine that “she has called every number we have and NO ONE is answering!!!” Continue Reading»
You think you have it bad…
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…check out this true story
Dear Victoria,
I’ve got the break up story of all break up stories. 
One year ago a woman approached me to build a house, I am a general contractor, her husband had committed suicide and was left alone with kids. She did not have much money but I felt horrible for her situation and took it upon myself to build her a house at a lower rate than normal. Continue Reading»
No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens
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Sandy, Man-Free Coastline on Italian Adriatic Coast
One Italian beach aims to make the sands friendlier to women by banning men.
On the Italian Adriatic coast, where romance reigns and beachcombers bask in the sun, the notorious Latin lover looks for his prey and he hunts his conquest with chat-up lines. The women are fed up.
“We run away from Italian men,” said Tiziana Andreoletti. “They’re such a drag.”
And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Continue Reading»
French, Marriage, and Pig’s Feet
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In the French province of Lorraine, it was once customary to propose marriage during pig-slaughtering season. A young woman who wished to accept sent back a PIG’S FOOT DECORATED IN LAUREL; rejection came in the form of a pig’s tail accompanied by a pickle.